hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
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POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
Henry Croutons…..
trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons
the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
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it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on
In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!
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i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
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wow what the fuck, why is the left side full of things? Why does this look like twitter?? What the fuck??
If Tumblr collapses reblog chains you all will have to send me your reblogs that you want to add to the chain to my ask box. Then I will edit the post to add your reply at the end and force everyone to only reblog the new version under threat of excruciatingly painful death via ancient Babylonian curses. This will make the Tumblr experience inexoriably worse but will at least maintain the spirit of the site in the face of staff's stupidity.
meet cute prompt
these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years
wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older
This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.
When water hits flowing lava it turns to cobblestone. Its only obsidian when it touches a source block, which clearly lava pouring out of a soda machine would not be. NEVER fuck with real Minecraft fans you fake gamer
I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”